Fortunate Fool

May 16

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SHAVING (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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tastefullyoffensive:

Congratulations, graduates.

[jimbenton]

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May 15

Dear college loans,

You shouldn’t be this confusing. All I wanna know is how much you expect me to pay each month. Just give me a dollar amount and the address to send it to and everything will be peachy. Your website is too confusing.

kthnx,

Jenae

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May 14

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drunkblogging:

i drooled on myself during my nap

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arcanja:

antique bookstore by Nadia Hung Photography on Flickr.

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prologi:

dorkery:

mrfl4sh:

lava bbq

I lava good bbq

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

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12-chapters:

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On my days off I like to have quarter life “oh-god-why-did-I-go-to-college-all-that-money-wasted-I-don’t-know-what-I-want-out-of-life” crises.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here in the corner, hugging my knees and rocking gently.

“I bet David Spade really misses Chris Farley.” a 50-something Midwestern tourist mom, to her 30-something Midwestern tourist daughter on the subway today, after a long silence (via christinefriar)

pyrop:

sambmyers:

While I agree with your message, an apostrophe, capital i, and the letters “yo” probably would not have been that much more work to add.

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Fortunate Fool

23 with time to waste.